Last-Minute Mishaps

My wedding is 25 days away, and Jarred will be here in 18. Gosh! That's so close! Why then are the days still lulling past as if nothing is happening at all? Well, nothing, that is, except a few recent mishaps...

1. My fourth and final wisdom tooth decided to make its painful little appearing a few weeks ago. Bad timing I'll say! I was trying to just ignore it, but when we received some extra cash that we weren't expecting, I promptly set up an extraction appointment. I hope it heals in time - don't want to be a puffy-cheeked bride!
2. The special nose ring I got for the wedding broke off last night, then I ripped out the bone part of it while wiping my face this morning. Ouch!!! While trying to superglue it back together, I managed to superglue my fingers too. The result was a mess. So again, I promptly got on my computer and ordered a new nose ring.
3. I had a manicure done a week ago. The nice woman successfully cut my cuticles down too far, and the hangnails on each finger are shredding like confetti at a birthday party. Nail clippers and lotion have been my constant companion ever since.
4. A nurse at my doctor's office just told me that I've been taking my birth control pill wrong for the past few months. Now I'm taking a gamble and skipping the placebo in the hopes that my little red visitor won't show up the day I'm wearing white.
5. Acne...need I say more?...

Really? With 25 days to go? Oh well. It's coming whether I'm ready or not!